Skit

Tenn: Remind me again why we’re here?
Shikamaru: It’s Chouji’s birthday.
Tenn: Oh, yeah. *stupid* Who’s here, anyway? Anyone we know?
Choiji: *walks over* Want a list?
Tenn: *stare* Uh… sure. *shrug*
Chouji: Here, it’s long, though.
Tenn : Shikamaru, Ino, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Neji, Kakashi, Rock Lee, Tenten    Hinata, Shino, Kiba… Ed and Al? Elric?
Chouji: Yeah, you know them?
Tenn: Sure do… Winry, Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Trisk, Ephaura, Jacob, Kyra, V, Hira, Yakano… and me.
Chouji: Yep. Just about everyone I know.
Tenn: Just about? I only know… like, 3 more people! Mr. Popularity, huh?
Chouji: *shrug* *eats potato chip*
Tenn: C`mon, let’s go… party.
Jacob: What’s wrong with your arm?
Ed: Err… long story.
Winry: I can make you one if you want! Arm or leg?
Jacob: *stare* I’ll take my real limbs, thanks.
Winry: Damn. Thought I had a sale.
Naruto: Hiya!
Aang: Hi.
Naruto : …
Aang: …
Naruto: Well, it was nice meeting you!
Aang: Yep, bye! *walks off*
Chouji: SPIN THE BOTTLE!!!!!!!
Kyra: Chouji, you spin first.
Chouji: *nods* *gets out kunai* *spins kunai* …Toph!?
Toph: Don’t you dare. *stands up* *walks off*
Chouji: You can’t say no! It’s a rule!
Toph: Like hell I can’t!
Hira: …spin again.
Chouji: I’ll just spin to see who spins next, that was my turn. *spins* Sasuke?
Sasuke : Can I just go sulk in the corner with the blind girl?
Tenn: Just spin!
Sasuke: *spins* …who’re you?
Winry: The name’s Winry, and don’t you even get any closer to me than you already are.
Sasuke: *shrug* Fine by me.
Hira: *sigh of relief*
Sasuke: *spins* Who ever you are, you’re next.
Ed: …me? *spins*
Ephaura: Want to just get this over with?
Ed: *nod*
Ephaura: *leans over* *kisses Ed* *blushes*
Ed: *spins*
Trisk: *sigh* I’m next. *spins* …*gasp* YESSS!!!!!!
Jacob: No. Freaking. Way.
Trisk: Yes way! *kisses Jacob*
Jacob: Nyeh. *storms off*
Trisk: I’ll spin for him. *spins*
Naruto: I spin now?
Yakano: *nod*
Naruto: *spins*
Katara: Okay…
Naruto: Do I have to? She’s ugly!
Katara: Oh, yeah, you’re so handsome.
Naruto: Thank you! *spins*
Neji: … do I really have to spin?
Hira: Yes!
Neji: *spins*
Kyra: Me? Okay…
Neji: *grabs Kyra’s hips, pulls her in* *kisses her*
Kiba: *jawdrop*
Kyra: *blushes*
Tenn: How cute.
Hira: C`mon, spin.
Kyra: *spins*
Hinata: Oh, me? *spins*
Al: Oh, me? It’s okay, you don’t have to. *shrug*
Hinata: Oh... okay.
Al: *spins*
Tenten: *spins*
Shikamaru: No wa—
Tenten: *kisses Shikamaru*
Tenn: *spazz* Hey, Tenten… can I see you outside for a minute?
Tenten: …sure. *shrug*
Shikamaru: *spins*
Sokka: *spins*
Sakura: No way!
Sokka: Oh, come on! You know yo—
Sakura: *pulls out kunai*
Sokka: Eep! …nevermind.
Sakura: *spins*
Aang: *spins*
Ino: No way, baldy!
Aang: *sob*
Ino: *spins*
Kyra: KAKASHI!? *laughs*
Kakashi: Oh, I’m playing now?
Kyra: Yep! *smile*
Kakashi: *spins*
Hira: Meh!? *twitch*
Kakashi: Well, the spinning the bottle part was fun. *stands up*
Hira: I’ve heard of dating older dudes, but 14 years older is insane! *spins*
Yakano: V, you’re up!
V: Uh… *spins*
Tenn: *enters room* Well, Tenten had to go home. *smile*
Kiba: Err… no thanks, V.
Akamaru: *growl*
V: …nice Akamaru. *smile*
Kiba: *spins*
Yakano: …me?
Tenn: No, the person behind you.
Yakano: *turns around*
Tenn: *facepalm*
Yakano: *spins*
Kyra: Bug-dude!
Shino: No.
Tenn: …Oh, no. I’m the only girl left. That means—
Rock Lee: *kisses Tenn*
Tenn: Bleh! *cough*
V: *laughs*
Yakano: Ha-ha!
Kyra: *bursts out laughing*
Tenn: Nyeh. *sob*
Chouji: DANCE TIME!!!
DJ-dude: *blasts Hamster Dance*
Hira: This is my song!
Tenn: Shikamaru! Get over here and dance!
Shikamaru: Uh… no. I don’t dance.
Hira: SASUKE!!!
Sasuke: *shrug* *dances with Hira*
Kyra: Kiba or Neji, Kiba or Neji!? *spazz*
Neji: *walks over to Kyra* Can I have this dance?
Kyra: Yes! *blushes slightly*
*Hamster Dance ends*
DJ-dude: *plays Love Shine*
Tenn: Shikamaru, DANCE!!!
Shikamaru: I really have to?
Tenn: YESSS!!!!
Shikamaru: *sigh* How troublesome…
DJ-dude: *plays slow song*
Shikamaru: …can I stop dancing now? I really can’t dance.
Tenn: *sigh* …sure.
Rock Lee: Can I dance with you? *smile*
Tenn: (thinking) if I say no, he’ll hate me. And he’s so great to train with!
Tenn: …sure.
Rock Lee: *smile*
DJ-dude: *switches to next song, accidentally plays Smack That*
Hira: WTF!?
Yakano: *walks up to DJ* Play a different song!
DJ-dude: Do you have a request?
Yakano: Uh… Barbie Girl!
DJ-dude: *plays Barbie Girl*
Tenn: Should I ask you why you requested Barbie Girl?
Yakano: Your mom!  
Chouji: More people!
Hira: MORE!?
Tenn: How many people did you invite?
Chouji: We’re missing about 10 people.
Tenn: Make that 10, I see two more. The window’s all foggy, I can’t see. Who is it?
Chouji: Nebu and Kabuto.
Tenn: Nebu!?
Nebu: Sorry we’re late!
Tenn: NEBU!! *hug*
Nebu: Tenn!!!
Jacob: I’m guessing they know each other?
Chouji: *nods*
Tenn: You missed Spin-the-Bottle!
Chouji: Want to play again, after cake?
Nebu: Only if Kabuto will play!
Kabuto: *talking to Jacob* Did someone say my name?
Nebu: Will you play Spin-the-Bottle with me?
Kabuto: …you bet. *smile*
Chouji: We’ll play after the cake.
Hira: You missed it! Tenn kissed Rock Lee!!!
Nebu: …
Tenn: Umm…
Kyra: So, when is the cake coming?
DJ-dude: *plays Gekkou-Chou*
Chouji: Soon; real soon, hopefully.
Nebu: Then we play Spin-the-Bottle?
Chouji: Yep! You and Kabuto are replacing Kakashi and Tenten.
Nebu: Tenten was here?
Tenn: Uh… yeah. Long story short, she kissed Shikamaru.
Nebu: …
Chouji: THE CAKE’S HERE!!!!!
Hira: Oh my god!
Tenn: It’s huge!
Kyra: …
Yakano: Is that a cake or his new house!?
Chouji: *cuts cake* Let’s eat!
Jacob: No, thanks. I’m diabetic.
Kyra: Now we play Spin-the-Bottle again, right?
Chouji: Yep! Tenn, do you want to spin first?
Tenn: Uh… sure.
Chouji: Okay, there’s a few new rules. You can say no, and spin again to your first spin, but you’re stuck with the second one!
Neji: With a rule like that, not everyone has to play, right?
Chouji: Yes, but if you quit, someone of the opposite gender has to quit, too. Right now the amount of boys and girls is even.
Toph: Any guys want to quit, then?
Shino: *nods*
Trisk; Anyone else?
Sasuke: I’ll quit.
Sakura: You can’t quit!
Hira: You can’t quit!
Ino: You can’t quit!
Hira: I quit, then.
Ino: Me, too.
Sakura: We need 3 more guys to quit… anyone?
Al: I doubt anyone wants to kiss me. *sigh*
Jacob: Forget this.
Shikamaru: I quit.
Tenn: *thinking* Should I quit? Shikamaru’s gone, there’s no real reason for me to play…
Aang: Can I quit? Getting called ‘baldy’ isn’t something I want to happen again.
Winry: Eh, me too.
Chouji: Let’s start, before everyone else quits. *spins*
Ephaura: No way. Spin again.
Chouji: You have no say in if I spin or pass.
Ephaura: WHAT!?
Chouji: *kisses Ephaura*
Ephaura: Holy sh*t! *spits* *cough* *spins*
Kabuto: *spins*
Nebu: YAAAYYY!!!
Kabuto: *smiles* *kisses Nebu*
Nebu: *blushes* *spins*
Tenn: How cute!
Naruto: *spins*
Kyra: …me?
Naruto: Err… *kisses Kyra*
Kyra: *blushes* *spins*
Neji: *spins*
Hinata: …
Neji: Relatives are a no-no in Spin-the-Bottle. *spins again* *kisses Katara*
Katara: *blank stare* *spin*
Sokka: *spins* *kisses Hinata*
Hinata: … *spins*
Rock Lee: *spins* *kisses V*
V: *cough* *eyetwitch* *spin*
Tenn: Finally! *spin*
Ed: *kisses Tenn*
Tenn: Nyeh! *hugs Ed*
Ed: …
Kiba: No use in spinning. *sigh* *kisses Yakano*
Yakano: Eww!
Chouji: Okay, we’ll dance for a few minutes before the next game, okay?
DJ-dude: *plays fourth Naruto Opening: GO!!!!*
Tenn: Nyeh! I love this song… If I ask Shikamaru to dance, he’ll just say no… ED! Want to dance?
Ed: Slow song, no; this song, sure. *shrug* *dances*
Tenn: *laughs*
Ed: You can’t dance, either!
Tenn: Maybe not real dancing, but I beat you in DDR last week, hands down.
Ed: Did you want me to rip the mat with my automail foot?
Tenn: Nyeh. *sigh*
*song ends*
Chouji: Okay, time for the next game! Dare or double dare! Everyone sit in a circle.
Ino: Double Dare!
Chouji: Keep in mind, there is no chicken option! *whispers to Ino*
Ino: *nods* Mind Transfer Jutsu! *takes over Kakashi’s mind*
Kakashi/Ino: *kisses V*
V: … *blushes*
Ino/Kakashi: Release! *goes back to own body*
Tenn: …
Kyra: …
Hira: …
Yakano: …
V: …?
Chouji: We’ll go clockwise around the circle. Sasuke, you’re next. *eats potato chip* *whispers to Sasuke* …and it has to sound good!
Sasuke: No. Way.
Chouji: You have to!!
DJ-dude: *plays lyric-less version of Barbie Girl*
Sasuke: … *sigh* I’m a blonde, single girl in a fantasy world… *sings whole song*
Hira: …WTF?
Sakura: *jawdrop*
Ino: How does he know all the words!?
*song ends*
Sasuke: *sits down*
Kiba: …double dare.
Chouji: *whispers to Kiba*
DJ-dude: *plays next song*
Kiba: Who let the dogs out, who, who who who who!
Kyra: *laughs*
Ed: Double dare!
Chouji: *whispers to Ed*
Ed: No way! I’ll just get hit in the head with a wrench!
Chouji: That’s the whole reason why it’s your dare!
Winry: *sigh*
Ed: *tears off right arm* You know it only hurts to put it back ON, right?
Winry: That’ll cost you big bucks, Edward! *throws wrench at Edward’s head*
Tenn: WINRY!!!! *throws kunai at Winry*
Winry: *tries to dodge kunai* *gets hit in the arm* What the hell!?
Ed: … *stare*
Sokka: Catfight… over a half-robot dude?
Ed: …*sigh*
Tenn: Don’t you dare do that ever again! Stay away from Ed, all you do is throw shit at him! Dattebayo!
Naruto: …that’s my line!
Winry: YOU stay away from him! I’ve known him longer than you have!
Tenn: Not by much! At least I don’t throw things at his head every time something happens to his arm!
Al: Good luck, Nii-san.
Ed: … *sigh* Don’t I have a say in this?
Tenn & Winry: NO!
Ed: …sorry.
Tenn: …! It’s okay, Eddy!
Winry: Whatever. You can have him, bitch.
Tenn: *smiles*
Ephaura: That was…
Kyra: …interesting.
Chouji: Can we continue with the game? Tenn, you’re up.
Tenn: Double dare. *shrug*
Chouji: Slow dance with Lee!
Tenn: What. The. Hell. *faints*
Kyra: She really just fainted?
Winry: I hope she’s dead.
Al: Winry! That’s not nice.
Sasuke: Quit the Genjustsu, idiot.
Tenn: I hate you so much, Sasuke.
Chouji: Do your dare!
DJ-dude: *plays Wind*
Tenn: *sigh*
Rock Lee: *smile*
Tenn & Lee: *dance*
*song ends*
Tenn: *sigh* *sits down*
Naruto: Double Dare!
Chouji: Rip up all your Ramen Passes!
Naruto: *jawdrop* I… I didn’t bring any with me.
Nebu: LIAR!
Naruto: *sigh* *gets out 28 Ramen Passes*
Kyra: Whoa. Even I don’t have that many!
Naruto: *sobcry* *rips up passes*
Kyra: Don’t worry, I’ll give you a few of mine.
Naruto: Yay!
Shino: Dare.
Chouji: Step on an ant.
Trisk: That’s it?
Toph: An ant?
Shino: …no.
Chouji: You have to! No chicken!
Winry: You could always eat one…
Shino: Deal. *swallows ant whole*
Winry: …ew.
Ephaura: Am I missing something?
Tenn: Yep.
Winry: Care to explain?
Tenn: To you? No, not really. You’re not worth my time.
Ed: Are you two not friends anymore because of me?
Tenn: Don’t blame yourself, Eddy! It’s not your fault!
Neji: So I’m next?
Nebu: I have one! Chouji, can I do one?
Chouji: Sure. *eats potato chip*
Nebu: You have to run around Konoha in nothing but Sakura’s pink, frilly, lacy underwear.
Neji: …
Chouji: No chicken!
Sakura: Why me? I only brought one pair, and I’m NOT taking them off!
Tenn: Go home and get another pair!
Sakura: No!
Chouji: You have to!
Tenn: What if it counted as her dare? It’s be the only way she’d do it…
Sakura: *sigh* Fine. *gets up* *leaves*
Chouji: Let’s continue until she gets back.
Katara: Dare.
Chouji: This counts for you both. Give Lee a makeover!
Katara: …?
Rock Lee: …
Katara: Any restrictions?
Chouji: Nope! Cut his hair, new clothes… whatever.
Katara: Fine.
Rock Lee: …?
Katara: This may take a while… we’ll be back when we’re done. *walks off*
Rock Lee: *follows Katara*
Sakura: I’m back.
Neji: ALREADY!?
Nebu: Go change!
Neji: *goes into bathroom* *changes* *goes outside* *runs past Gai Sensei*
Gai: *sees Neji* Ah, Youth.
Neji: *runs back to party*
???: *smash through windows*
Ed & Al: Homunculi!
Naruto: Sound Villagers!
Kabuto: …?
Aang: Zuko!
Tenn: …*counts* Seven Homunculi, one Zuko, and twelve Sound Villagers… not counting Nebu and Kabuto.
Aang: I’ll fight Zuko!
Ed: I call the Homunculi!
Naruto: The sound villagers!
Tenn: Nebu and Kabuto are our friends, don’t forget.
Naruto: Duh!
Tenn: I know you…
Nebu: We’d prefer not to be attacked, thanks!
Hira: I wanna fight somebody!
Winry: I’ll help if any limbs get cut off! *winks at Jacob*
Jacob: …?
Neji: Can I PLEASE put my pants back on?
Sakura: You can burn my underwear.
Katara: We’re done!
Rock Lee: Do I have to?
Katara: Yes!
Rock Lee: … *steps into room*
Katara: I got my inspiration from the best looking guy here!
Rock Lee: …
Jacob: HE LOOKS LIKE ME!!!!
Katara: Exactly!
Winry: Back off!
Jacob: We don’t need another catfight.
Zuko: *throws fireball at Aang*
Aang: *dodges* *fireball hits Ed*
Tenn: eddy! *gets out giant shuriken* *sets shuriken on fire* *throws shuriken at Zuko*
Zuko: *gets hit in the face with shuriken* HEY! I don’t need TWO scars!
V: Summoning Jutsu!
Mewtwo: …why am I here?
Hira: YOU SUMMONED A POKÉMON!?
Mewtwo: *throws sound villagers into wall* I’ll be going now. *leaves*
Zuko: …UNCLE!!! *runs away*
Roy: *sees Zuko* FIREBENDER! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!
Wrath: We’re staying.
Jacob: We can’t just kill you?
Envy: We’re immortal… sort of.
Gluttony: Can I eat `em?
Lust: Sorry, Gluttony. Not today.
Sokka: I love you!
Lust: …?
Chouji: Sorry, you missed the cake.
Gluttony: It’s okay, I prefer human flesh.
Orochimaru: *jumps through window*
Wrath: YOU’RE LATE!!!
Lust: Gluttony?
Gluttony: Yay! *eats Orochimaru* You taste like a snake!
Jacob: *blink* Are we going to finish the game?
Chouji: Yes! You guys want to play?
Wrath: Not really.
Chouji: Okay. Hinata, you’re next. Use the Byakugan on Neji!
Hinata: …
Tenn: Don’t turn into Jiraiya, now.
Nebu: Or Richie!
Tenn: *high-five*
Chouji: But it’s funny! *eats another potato chip*
Ed: *whispers to Tenn* What’s a Byakugan?
Tenn: It’s a kekkei-genkai, bloodline trait, that lets you see chakra circulation through the body of others. The WHOLE body.
Ed: Oh. CHOUJI YOU PERVERT!
Chouji: Fine. No kekkei-genkai use in Dare or Double Dare. *sigh*
Gluttony: I’m starved…
Tenn: You can eat Winry!
Winry: *throws wrench at Tenn*
Tenn: *dodges wrench* *wrench hits floor* Your aim sucks!
Winry: Why you—
Al: --please don’t fight! Not again!
Winry: Fine.
Tenn: Nyeh.
Hinata: So… so what’s my… my dare?
Chouji: We’ll come back to you. Sorry, Hinata.
Al: Double dare!
Chouji: This would be a lot easier if you still had your armour.
Ephaura: *sees flames out window* What’s that? *walks over to window*
Aang: *jawdrop*
Ed: What. The. Hell!
Toph: They’re on sand. I can’t tell, what’s going on?
Al: Roy’s…
Katara: Firebending!
Ed: He can’t overpower me!
Tenn: I could teach you. I can firebend.
Aang: You told us you couldn’t bend at all!
Tenn: Do I really want to be on the avatar’s enemy list? I’m on the neutral side of the war.
Chouji: Can we stop getting distracted from the game!? I hav my ide for Aru!
Trisk: …who?
Al: Hehe… Aru, Al… A nickname, moreless.
Chouji: *whispers to Al*
Al: Umm… yeah! I see it.
Chouji: *continues whispering to Al*
Al: *transfers soul into Sakura’s Sasuke doll*
Sakura: …!
Yakano: You carry a doll with you? OBSESSED.
Sakura: *sigh*
Doll: *jumps up on windowsill* I’m Sasuke! Sakura, love me!
Sakura: …
Al: *punches doll*
Doll: *soul piece returns to Al*
Sakura: My doll! *grabs doll* *hugs doll*
Sasuke: …?
Sakura: Hehehe…
Chouji: Now that we’re out of the circle, does anyone remember who’s next?
Shikamaru: I am. It’s going to be something with Shadow Possession Jutsu, right?
Chouji: Actually, no. I saw Naruto teaching you a technique of his a while back.
Shikamaru: No. Way.
Sakura: Shadow Clones?
Chouji: Nope!
Shikamaru: *sigh* I really have to?
Chouji: Duh. *eats chip*
Shikamaru: *sigh* Sexy no Jutsu…
Tenn: …!
Jiraiya: *outside of window* OH MY GOD! *writes in book*
Tenn: …*sees Jiraiya* You are NOT putting that in your perverted hentai books! *claps hands together* *slams hands on floor* *alchemizes shuriken* *sets shuriken on fire* *throws shuriken at Jiraiya*
Jiraiya: *gets hit by shuriken*
Tenn: *grabs book* *starts to rip book*
Kakshi: I’ll take that! *takes book from Tenn* *reads book*
Shikamaru: *poofs back to normal*
Toph: We’re about to get attacked… again.
Winry: How do you know?
Katara: By who?
Toph: I’m not sure exactly. They have long robes, and—
Itachi: Hello, Sasuke.
Sasuke: …! *attacks Itachi*
Tenn: SASORI!!!
Sasori: …? Who are you?
Tenn: FANGIRL!!! *spazz*
Sasuke: So you’re a firebender AND you like the Akatsuki?
Tenn: Hehe…
Naruto: TRAITOR!
Tenn: Shaddap.
Sasori: …?
Tenn: I LOVE YOU!
Sasori: Don’t make me turn you into a puppet.
Deidara: He really will, un.
Tenn: …*sigh*
Kisame: Itachi, quit fighting with the kid!
Itachi: Goodbye, Sasuke.
Akatsuki: *all walk away*
Jacob: What the hell was the point of that?
Winry: Yeah, totally pointless.
Katara: Really.
Tenn: No it wasn’t! I met SASORI!
Ed: …*sob*
Tenn: But he’ll never compare to you, Eddy!
Shikamaru: Girls are so troublesome.
Tenn: You, too! … *sigh*
Kabuto: I guess I’m next.
Chouji: Your cards. Take half of them, rip them to shreds.
Kabuto: *gets out cards* *splits deck* *rips up half of deck*
Nebu: …!?
Kabuto: *whispers to Nebu* Those were trading cards.
Chouji: Ephaura and Jacob. You’re doing the same dare. A duet.
DJ-dude: *plays song*
Ephaura: He’s my best friend, best of all best friends! You have a best friend, too? It tickles in my tummy, he’s so yummy yummy. Hey, you should get a best friend, too.
Jacob: *sigh* Hoo ha, hoo ha.
Ephaura: Hello baby can I see a smile?
Jacob: I’m going to a party and it’s gonna be wild.
Ephaura: OK! Can I come? I am sitting alone.
Jacob: No, friends are never alone.
Ephaura: That’s right!
Chouji: … *claps*
Kyra: Double dare!
Chouji: Read a yaoi story…with a LEMON.
Kyra: Lemon?
Chouji: *hands Kyra a paper*
Kyra: *reads*
Chouji: Let’s continue while she reads. *eats chip*
Trisk: Double dare, I guess.
Chouji: Sing!
DJ-dude: *plays song*
Trisk: I don’t know the words!
DJ-dude: *turns on karaoke screen*
Trisk: I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car. I am a superstar and I don’t care who you are.
Yakano: Double dare!
Chouji: …shave your hair.
Yakano: NOT THE `FRO!
Kyra: What kind of story IS THIS!?
Tenn: I’m guessing she got to the lemon?
Naruto: What pairing is it, anyway?
Chouji: The worst one in existence.
Naruto: IT’S SASUNARU?
Sasuke: *chokes*
Chouji: No, worse. It’s Uchihacest.
Sasuke: AHH!! *dives under couch*
Naruto: …huh?
Tenn: *whispers to Naruto*
Naruto: Oo…kay. Can you tell me what a lemon is, too?
Tenn: *sigh* *whispers to Naruto*
Naruto: …and she’s reading and Uchihacest lemon?
Tenn: *nods*
Naruto: OH MY GOD!! *runs off* *pukes*
Sokka: Can you explain it to me, too?
Tenn: Oh, for the love of—AN UCHIHACEST LEMON IS WHEN SASUKE F*CKS HIS BROTHER!!
Sasuke: *jawdrop*
Sakura: …
Hira: *eyetwitch*
Ino: …!?
Kyra: *tears up paper* I’m done! Now can I go puke?
Chouji: Everybody stop puking! It’s making it hard to eat! *eats chip*
Yakano: So, about my dare…
Al: Isn’t it like… an unwritten rule… that it can’t permanently affect the person?
Chouji: …I hate you.
Yakano: …so what’s my new dare?
Chouji: *whispers to Yakano*
Yakano: NO F*CKING WAY!
Chouji: You made me do this. *whispers to Gluttony*
Gluttony: Then can I eat her?
Chouji: No.
Gluttony: Fine. *kisses Yakano* PLEASE!? She tastes good!
Yakano: OH MY GOD!!!! *runs off* *pukes*
Chouji: EVERYBODY STOP PUKING!!!
Nebu: Finally, my turn!
Chouji: No. No way. NO WAY!!
Tenn: Whatever it is, you have to do it!
Nebu: I’m not kissing that emo whore!
Sasuke: She's talking about me!
Chibi: Sorry we're late!
Chouji: WE? who else came?
Chibi: gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Tamaki, Haruhi, Kyouya, Mori, Honey, Hikaru, and Kaoru.
Chouji: Everyone's here!
Jacob: Can we skip right to spin-the-bottle?
Tenn: You're just saying that so you can kiss Ephaura!
Toph: There's too many guys here, retard.
Tenn: YAOI!!! *squeal*
Sasuke: Oh HELL no.
Chouji: Yes!
Trisk: You're just saying that so you can make out with pineapple-head over here.
Tenn: *resisting urge to bitch-slap Trisk*
Chouji: Okay, let's start! *spins*
Yakano: ...no.
Chouji: No, you spin first.
Yakano: Oh. *spins*